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10 TimeWasters at
PastorBloopers.com
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1. Counting the numbers of times
church growth seminar websites use
the word "community, empower, renew,
vision & engage."
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2.
Do a search on names of Christian
biker groups and compare it to
a search
of song titles from Kenny Rogers.
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3. Do searches on sermons that include
an illustration about Chariots
of Fire.
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4. Transpose C.K. Chesterton
quotes into rap songs.
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5. Debate whether Jesus action
figues are blastphemous.
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6. Debate how you spell "blasphemous"
and what the greek orgin of
the word is.
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7. Try to write a defination what a
"blended" worship service means
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and if the church meets in a bar or
restraurant whether that changes
the meaning.
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8. Make up new WWJD sayings :
WWJS - Who Would Jesus Sue,
WWJGFFF
- Where Would Jesus
Go For Fast Food (He'd be a vegetarian),
WWJDWHR
- What Would Jesus
Do With His Royalties
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9. Listen
to the bible read by
James Earl Jones - and have a
light saber duel
while he reads
the story of David & Goliath
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10.
Wonder if anyone actually
reads this stuff - then feel guilty I'm not
doing something more worthwhile - and
finally decide that it is better
than
watching the 700 Club. (Pat nothing
personal, but do your really
need
armed guards with oozie guns? -
You can borrow my light saber.)
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